From the NPR Reader's Quotations Blog: "We were told that if one locked a million monkeys in a room with a million typewriters they would eventually produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we know that isn't true."

From the Tabernacle Choir website: "Deeds, like boomerangs, come back to us."

Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea. -- despair.com