Like Park Avenue debutantes, our Holsteins were high maintenance, moved in packs, and were immune to reasoning or punishment. Though we assumed that they were dumb as fence posts, they didn't have to outsmart us--they merely wore us down with repetition. Whatever they had done today, they would find a way to do again tomorrow.
Amy Dickinson in The Mighty Queens of Freeville

"Oh well, half of one, six dozen of the other." -- Joe Garagiola