Upon arriving at Grandpa's door on a very hot afternoon: "Don't you have a straw hat or a sunbonnet to wear?" (The sunbonnet wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to wear the dress with it.)

"I could never be a racist because I possess so many faces" -- Gorillaz

"Where ignorance is our master, there is no possibility of real peace." - the Dalai Lama

"If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans."