"If the Angel of the Lord were to come down this instant and snatch me up, t'would be no more than a blessing to me!"

--The Maid from "The Irish R.M."

"Sometimes it feels like the world is stuffed with feathers/ Table-bottom gum just holding it together" --Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks

Upon arriving at Grandpa's door on a very hot afternoon: "Don't you have a straw hat or a sunbonnet to wear?" (The sunbonnet wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to wear the dress with it.)

"I could never be a racist because I possess so many faces" -- Gorillaz

"Where ignorance is our master, there is no possibility of real peace." - the Dalai Lama

"If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans."

"Which there ain't no more orange marmalade, neither!"

"I ain't got time, to think about money, or what it can buy (buuyyy!). And I ain't got time, to sit down and wonder, what makes the birdies fly (fllyyyy!)....Cause I'm too busy thinkin' bout my babey...And I ain't got time for nothing else..."

If anyone other than Anne can guess this I will be extremely impressed...Aunt Laur perhaps?

"Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream?"

"If it weren't for Mary's noticing, I would have made a 69 cent error."
Grandpa Wadley 1 May 2008

"Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we were put in this world to rise above."

You can't fight in here! This is the war room!

"Dumb move, Herman."

"It's locked."

"You'll die for that Jason!!"